Let me paint you a picture.
You’re sitting at the table. The smell of eggs, sausage, and toast is wafting up, wrapping itself around your brain like a warm blanket. You’re just about to take a bite when you feel a stare.
Not just any stare.
The soul-piercing, heart-melting gaze of a Bully named Chubbs.
Now, Chubbs isn’t starving. Far from it. In fact, he already had what his mom called a “big breakfast.” Ground turkey. Potatoes. Green beans. Chicken. A buffet fit for a king.
But to Chubbs? That was just the warm-up act.
In a TikTok clip posted by @chubbsandkalypso, our hungry hero stands firm by the breakfast table, looking like he’s about to present a case to the Supreme Court of Sausage Rights. His mom tries to reason with him: “You literally just had your breakfast.”
Does Chubbs back down?
Not a chance.
She starts listing off everything he just ate like a waiter reading yesterday’s specials. But Chubbs doesn’t flinch. That boy’s still locked in, eyes on the toast like it owes him money.
And the internet? Oh, the internet is 100% on Team Chubbs.
“He’s clearly withering away!” one fan jokes.
Another? “I’m his lawyer!! He hasn’t had breakfast!!”
Somebody even claimed, “Poor guy is almost just skin and bones.”
Let me tell you something: this wasn’t just a dog looking for a snack. This was a masterclass in persistence. A live demonstration of the old Halbert adage — if you want something, ask for it like your life depends on it.
Did Chubbs get that second breakfast?
Nobody knows. Maybe yes, maybe no.
But here’s what I do know: that dog didn’t lose. Because when you show up with that kind of heart, that kind of hunger, that kind of soulful stare… whether you win or not, you’ve already made your point.
So the next time you want something — a sale, a second chance, or yes, even another helping of toast — channel your inner Chubbs.
Stand tall, stare hard, and go for it like it’s your breakfast on the line.